Do Not Be Bound

Together With

Unbelievers

(II Cor. 6:14)

  Be Ready Always To

Give An Answer

To Everyone

(I Peter 3:15)

NEWS-HOOKS 2022 (Church & State)

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Jan-Dec

Dec. 23

The First Christmas

According to the Trump Republicans and their Religious Fanatics

     And it came to pass in those days that GOP shepherds were watching over their sheeple by night, and an angel appeared in the heavens and the glory of Trump shone round about them. And they were sore afraid. The angel said unto them, “Do not be afraid, for I bring good tidings of great joy to the Republicans and their religious maniacs. For today in the city of Donald a savior is born. And this will be a sign unto you: You will find the babe lying in a manger and wrapped in the American Flag.”

     Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, singing and shouting “Glory to Trump in the highest and on earth prison time for his dupes who carry out his orders.”

     As the angels left and returned to heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let us go see this thing which has come to pass.” But not knowing exactly where to go, they inquired of the QAnon priests and teachers of the law. “In Mar-a-Logo,” they replied, “as it is written in the latest Q-drop.” So they made haste to Mar-a-Logo and, behold, there was Trump and his new GOP sharpshooter, Kari Lake, celebrating Biden’s 'Respect for Gay Marriage Act' and sipping martinis with Don’s wealthy sodomites.

     Soon after, the three Wise Men—Steve Bannon, Roger Stone and Alex “penis pill” Jones—showed up driving red, white and blue pick-up trucks and praising their New Age gods, for they’d seen Trump’s Star in the East and come to worship him. They joyfully presented their gifts to the new GOP star: a ticket to the Republican National Convention, a copy of the 2nd Amendment and an AR15. A Fox Nation subscription was thrown in for good measure. All who seen it were greatly amazed.      

     As the shepherds and sheeple pondered these things, lo, Don’s favorite dictators—Orban, Kim and Putin—were seen roaring up to Mar-a-Lago with their favorite chauffeur at the wheel: General Mike Flynn. They, too, had gifts for the lad: a MAGA cowboy hat, a Stars and Stripes shirt, and signed copies of Trump’s "Never Enough” and "Kick Ass."  

     But not to be outdone, Clay and Buck rushed in with a fresh copy of Darwin’s “Origin of Species and the Preservation of Favored Races,” which would prove invaluable for GOP plundering of the “less-fit.”

     Hannity and Beck were last to show up, tossing pro-life bones to GOP voters and handing out pre-paid abortion vouchers to Republican mistresses and whores. Sean made sure the Star-Spangled Banner was playing in the background.

     After joining hands in prayer and quoting scripture, General Flynn peered feverishly into a nearby Fox News camera and shouted to the January 6 rioters watching: “God Is On Our Side!”

     But having been warned in a dream that the Jan. 6 insurrection was a con-job financed by the Religious Right and their Darwinian billionaires, they hastened to Mar-a-Lago another way—with pick-up trucks roaring and Confederate Flags waving—wasting no time lest they miss “The Chosen One’s” final MAGA Rally and his last appearance “in the flesh” before being taken up into a cloud to avoid prison time. And as they were looking intently into heaven, behold, two men in white apparel stood beside them saying: “Men and women of Mar-a-Lago, you will be Trump’s witnesses in Washington DC, in all State Capitals and school boards, as far away as Russia and China, and to the ends of the earth. So why stand ye there gazing into heaven? This same Trump, who’s been taken from you into heaven, shall come again in like manner as he’s gone into heaven; for, as you will see in due time, he’ll be pardoned without delay by the next Republican President.”

REMEMBER, THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL BE RIGHT-WING, DARWINIAN AND CAPITALIST